It's only a Darwin runner up if your mom almost dies BEFORE you are born.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2013263901_momshot27m.html

It's a tragedy, but at the same time it is an enormous amount of stupidity, and sheer luck she's alive.

Mexican drug cartels don't kill people. American's do.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11633914

Not that I totally knock the logic, but since Mexico can't obviously handle its own business, it's time to start blaming other people. Yay..